Sex is kind of like an extreme sport: When it's awesome, it's awesome. When it goes wrong, though, it goes incredibly, disgustingly, terrifyingly wrong — and if you don't believe me totally understandable considering my romantic life is forever a barren wasteland of no sex ever , believe Wood Rocket's "Porn Set Horror Stories" video. As easy as the end result may make it look, an astonishing amount of work goes on behind the scenes of a porn set : Scripts, makeup , cleaning up after the stars' explosive diarrhea Wait, what? Similarly to videos like "Porn Stars Read Mean Comments about Themselves," porn production company Wood Rocket sat adult film actors down to ask them about their worst horror stories, and boy, do they deliver.
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There was some fecal matter on his penis, which when he pulled out flung into the air and hit my face. The director immediately called cut and everyone started laughing. The director then grabbed the still camera and took a photo of my face with fecal matter…wonderful. As we shot on site at a privately rented house the girls would often dash backwards and forth from the bathroom in between shoots to clean up etc. On one occasion I spotted something red and slimy on the tiles en route to the bathroom. After bending down and poking it I had the sudden realization what it was. I delicately scooped it up into my hand and ate it. We must have forgot to warn a new girl to count how many to fish out later, but eventually we got a call to pick her up because the male talent was refusing to perform with her because of a bad odor.
Porn star problems
Whoa, let's have a pre-porn talk: The trailer below doesn't contain explicit content, but it still might be not safe for work. And while I'm going to talk about the porn industry, this is a no-shame zone. Consenting adults have every right to engage in and enjoy sex activities, including porn — when all involved are definitely both consenting and adult. While "Hot Girls Wanted" sheds light on exploitation and coercion in the amateur porn industry, the practice of luring unsuspecting women into adult film isn't a new story. Linda "Lovelace" Boreman became porn-star royalty after starring in the hardcore "Deep Throat. Image via " The Real Linda Lovelace. In fact, many of the scenes in "Deep Throat" that audiences were enjoying weren't pretend; they were acts of extreme sexual violence. Sadly, Boreman isn't the only one who's experienced these horrors on camera. The Pink Cross Foundation, a nonprofit organization that supports those who want to transition out of the sex industry, features too many stories from former adult actresses who experienced manipulation and sexual abuse on camera. Image via Kino 2.
We've parsed the wildly entertaining stories and selected some highlights from the thread "What's the worst film set you have been on? All of a sudden I was the poor sap trying to hold this production together as it exploded at every seam. I have a hundred bizarre stories from that set. The craft services guy they hired was a junkie who fed us cheap food and put the rest of his budget in his arm. He called me screaming in the middle of the night multiple times, claimed we withheld his pay, and took a bunch of our rental equipment hostage. The director had also just fallen off the wagon.
